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Suffers from PMS… Pre-Monday Syndrome.

I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.

Monday isn’t a good day for kids but for parents, it’s a dream come true!

Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I’m ready…

This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened. – Lisa Mantchev

What can I say about Mondays? Well, my mom said to never say anything unless I had something nice to say!!! Enough said…

Three of the worst words to hear……’Tomorrow is Monday’.

If you meet people who make you happy during Mondays, then it won’t be as hard.

Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you’re OK.

Monday, Monday, go away. I never liked you anyway!

Dear Monday, No matter how many times you show up or what you may bring, I still can’t find it in my heart to like you.

Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!

Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die. – Roy Station

If days were people, Monday would be the one person I’d punch in the face!

I know it’s Monday, but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen. – Michael Ely

It’s Monday but keep smiling…

Don’t count the days make the days count. – Muhammad Ali

Monday is the root of all evil.

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. – Arthur Darvill

Even the best weeks start with Monday.

Hey Monday, my Momma doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.

Oh, come on. It’s a day, not doomsday, make it a good one.

Happy Monday or as I like to call it: pre-pre-pre-pre Friday!

Read somewhere that Monday is the most productive day of the work/school week. Today I will be doing my part to reduce this ugly statistic.

Is very happy. AND it’s Monday. Are you scared yet?

Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & Monday is now closing in.

Monday should be optional.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Shortest horror story: MONDAY…

Dear Monday, that better not be your ugly ass I see peeking around the corner!

Says…Look at the bright side: At least Mondays only happen once a week.

Mondays are the start of the workweek which offers new beginnings 52 times a year! – David Dweck

Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called ‘Monday’. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.

The thing about today is… It’s Monday! No other day could get the week off to such a great start. – Anthony T. Hincks

I feel that Mondays are God’s way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend!

Starting a new Monday Tradition… it’s called… BITE ME!

If I were president, all Monday’s would be changed to National Holiday.

This mornings coffee brought to you by HERE WE GO AGAIN!

Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.

Woke up this morning feeling like it was gonna be a good day. Looked at the calendar and realized … Oh shit! It’s Monday again! So much for a good day.

Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.

It’s Monday, be gentle on me, okay?

It was the kind of Sunday to make one ache for Monday morning. – Joan Didion

New Monday, new week, new goals.

WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain 🙁

Good Morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now that you are here, let’s make the best of it.

Welcome to Monday. Please secure your seat belt, keep your arms and legs in at all times, and enjoy the ride.

Loves Sundays and being lazy…Then Monday comes and things get crazy!

Monday, why are you here again? Don’t you have a hobby?

Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday. – Unknown

If each day is a gift… can I return Monday for something I really like?

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Mondays are Sunday’s poop.

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays. – Office Space

Mondays, that day of the week when our brains take all day to reboot from all the weekend activities.

They say every day is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.

It’s a new day and a new week! Start off fresh to accomplish your best! 🙂

Don’t worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.

This should be the spirit every Monday. Know that something good will always happen. – Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day. – Ella Woodward

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

As an entrepreneur, you would love your every Monday morning. But you’ll hate every month’s beginning – when you’ll have to pay your bills.

It’s Sunday night, the end of the weekend. I don’t want to go to bed, cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend’s over.

Three of the worst words to hear.. Tomorrow is Monday.

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