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Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.

I think Sun went to his maternal uncle’s home!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship. – Markus Zusak

You are my summer breeze, my winter sun.

To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold. – Aristotle

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter. – Patricia Briggs

I am so ready for Christmas movies and Christmas Songs and snow and all that other sappy amazing Winter stuff.

Summer: ”It’s SO hot! I can’t wait for the cold weather.” Winter: ”WTF is this?!?! I miss the summer.

Hot chocolate on a winter night is like a hug from the inside.

Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.

Andy Goldsworthy

Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken. – Alexandra Guarnaschelli

We are like a snowflake all different in our own beautiful way.

The warmest blankets of peace snow only from the heart.

Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.

You can’t get too much winter in the winter. – Robert Frost

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth; it is the time for home.

So cool.. inside and outside.

I only have ice for you.

People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy. – Anton Chekhov

For people who had warm memories, winter is never cold to them.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. – Carl Reiner

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

With luck, it might even snow for us. – Haruki Murakami

Hey baby it’s too cold outside.

It’s so good to feel the sweaters hugging your shivering body.

You don’t have to hibernate this winter.

Winter dies into the spring, to be born again in the autumn.

Winter is a great excuse to hug you all the time.

Watch Your Step – It Could Be Your Last.

Hot coffee, hot fire, hot partner. Enough for this winter.

And finally, Winter, with its bitin’, whinin’ wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow.

Winter reminds us that everyone and everything needs some quiet time.

One kind word can warm three winter months.

I like people who like winters.

Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do – or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so.

The temperature can only go up from here.

There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball. – Bill Veeck

When there’s snow on the ground I like to pretend walking on clouds.

While I relish our warm months, winter forms our character and brings out our best. – Tom Allen

Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.

Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

I love you snow much.

Kisses from heaven…confused? It’s snowflakes!

Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen.

Willa Cather

I love fall and winter because it gives us more reasons to cuddle!

Every snowflake is a kiss on your sweet, cold nose.

If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?

Winter is not a season, it’s an occupation.

It was love at frost sight.

Eat chicken..drink wine! and say f*ck off to Winter!

Happiness is the first tracks on fresh snow.

Some people are worth melting for.

The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes. – R. G. Daniels

I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.

I will not leave my blanket alone because I love him.

Drink wine and eat beef. Stay warm!

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood. – Bill Watterson

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant. – Anne Bradstreet

Every mile is two in winter.

When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.

Just chilling.

I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.

Snowflakes are like kisses down from heaven.

OK winter you’ve made your point: I’m a pussy.

It’s Cold, Let’s Cuddle.

Winter makes people get closer.

Love is hearing the weather forecast for a winter storm and wishing you could spend it in bed with your lover, it’s loneliness.

My standards are dropping as quickly as the temperature.

Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.

Does anyone else feel that in the winter you are all of a sudden interested in the weather.

Taking Sips Of Coffee Lying In Cozy Bed With Blanket Around… Enjoying Winter.

There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather. – John Ruskin

Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have. – Neil Hilborn

I thought to just chill out this winter but now I’m actually chilling.

I’m up to snow good.

Some people feel the cold, while others just hug and sleep.

Winter has just come. Pack your T-shirts.

Hibernation mode: On.

People say so many things in summer, they don’t actually mean in winter.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Tom Lehrer

My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

Cold hands, warm heart, can’t lose.

In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.

In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. – Albert Camus

The snuggle is real.

I’ve used so many tissues, it’s snowt funny.

Sleigh all day.

You can’t get too much winter in the winter.

I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.

Every day I’m shovelin’.

Warm tea, good books, soft pillows, fine company.

Make sure to stay in shape this winter since you may not be able to sign up for Obamacare until spring.

Now that Fall is here, do you think all the girls with duck-faces will fly south for the winter?

Kiss me on this cold December night.

Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot girlfriends, We already have cold wives! With hot temper all husbands.

This weather is snow joke.

If You Want To Protect Yourself from Cold. Then Just, Go To Hell. It’s really Hot there!

Paradise doesn’t have to be tropical.

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सभी स्टेटस इंटरनेट की दुनिया में लोकप्रिय है। इनके रचनाकार का नाम पता नहीं चल सका। अगर आपको लेखक का नाम मालूम हो तो ज़रूर बताएं। स्टेटस के साथ लेखक का नाम लिखने में हमें ख़ुशी होगी।